The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 2,700 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 5 years to get that many views.

Woah. Those are good numbers! I think a review of your year in 2012 looks pretty good, too. To me, your best news was getting your diagnosis changed from epilepsy to mega-headaches, so that you didn’t need that scary surgery. (That was in 2012, right? I’m not getting confused in the time-space continuum?) That enabled you to get your new car.
Actually, that was Nov 2010! So well over a year now! Hurray!