I did something stupid.
I signed up for an online dating site, again. I was going to give it a rest for a bit longer, but it’s been several months and it doesn’t hurt to *try*. Oh boy, day 2 back? I’ve already got a migraine.
I get this message from a guy who seems very nice. He’s not a *bad* guy from initial messages, I figure heck, he’d be worth meeting so I give him my number. He then proceeds to send me a picture of him shirtless… Guys, this is a little side note for you, if you barely know a girl do NOT send her 1/2 naked pictures, or full naked pictures of yourself. Stick to the face. That’s what we’re interested in…
I don’t respond because I just had nothing to say. He sends me another message and I tell him to not send me pictures like that, he apologizes and we talk some more. He then tells me he only wants a friend with benefits. The conversation went something like this:
Him: I’m actually looking for a FWB
Me: Yeah, that’s not me
Him: How do you know?
Me: Because I won’t do FWB
Him: With hectic schedules, could be a place to start. When time is limited it would be nice to enjoy the time you have with someone special. **Sidebar, sooo why does that mean screwing someone you don’t know?? That’s not someone special. That’s a prostitute**
Me: Yeah, I won’t do it.
Me: I’m worth more than that kind of relationship. Bottom line, I won’t do it so if that’s what you’re looking for good luck
Him: You’re definitely worth more than that, my point is I work nearly 80 hrs a week and get my kids on my days off. So it’s not that I just want sex, its honestly about just knowing you only have an hour or two here and there to give.
Me: Well, that’s great, but like I said I won’t do it.
Him: So you’re not a passionate sexual person.. **Another sidebar, WTF, why does not wanting to have sex with him with no strings mean I’m not passionate?!**
Me: Why is it a bad thing that I don’t want to f*ck someone just for the hell of it? You want FWB, I don’t. So find someone who does!
Him: Me either, but you have got to admit something hot and steamy sounds good. Never said it was a bad thing not to want to “just f*ck”. I admire that
Would you like me to delete your number?
Him: Have you thought about me today?
UGH! Are you JOKING? Between him and the guy dressed like Red, the kid from Pokemon (oh, Wiki, I love you) I don’t know what the hell to do, besides run screaming into the nunnery.